Jolly when tipsy.
When sober, suspicious and impolite enough to show it.
Eager for simple,mindless entertainment.
Will forget everything for Punch and Judy or
Channel 11 news. Their love of mud-slinging also qualifies them for
Often not readily distinguishable from foreign barbarians.
A consolation: their wenches
are oft'n comely.
The exception to the above lament is forced by the few men who better their lot though hard and honest toil.
Such men end their days in relative comfort.
Moreover, they enjoy the status of a "good boy" with the burghers.